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Functional Medicine Nutrition

Stop being told
your labs are "normal."

You know your body. You know something is off. I'm Jamie, a Functional Medicine Nutrition Practitioner who reads the labs and listens to the person they're attached to. Together we find what's actually wrong, and we heal it at the root.

Credentials FMN-P · CNS · LCC
Specialty Lab-Driven Healing
Practice Telehealth · All 50 States
Jamie, founder of The Vitals Lab and Functional Medicine Nutrition Practitioner
My Promise I will listen to you and customize your plan to fit your life and your goals. No program is the same.

Labs mean nothing
if you don't know the person
they're attached to.

The human is more important than the numbers. Jamie · The Vitals Lab

Jamie and Brian training side by side, a snapshot of full healing in motion
Why The Vitals Lab Exists

Healed myself. Healed my husband. Now I help others heal.

I was a lifelong athlete. Ironman trainings, half marathons, Spartan races. Then in my late thirties, I gained over 80 pounds in a short period of time, drowning in fatigue, anxiety, and a body I didn't recognize. My doctor told me my labs were normal and it was just my age. He gave me three anxiety pills a day and a heart monitor.

He was wrong. After I went back to school for functional nutrition, I pulled those same "normal" labs and found everything had been there the whole time. He just didn't hear me.

"I healed me first. And as I learned more, I healed my husband too, after a severe stroke from the COVID vaccine took nearly everything from him."

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FMN-P CNS LCC
The Method

How we heal you

No cookie-cutter protocols. No "you're just stressed." A clear, step-by-step process built on labs, listening, and lived experience.

01

You're Heard

We start with your story. Every symptom, every dismissal, every thing that doesn't feel right. Nothing gets brushed off.

02

Labs Decoded

We pull comprehensive labs and map every marker to your symptoms, not a population-average reference range.

03

A Real Plan

Nutrition, supplementation, training, hormones, sleep, stress, all built into a plan that fits your actual life.

04

You Get Better

We retest, refine, and watch your labs and your life change. This is what root-cause healing looks like.

Real Healing

Stories that started with "my labs are normal"

★★★★★

"Jamie was the first person who actually read my labs. Six doctors told me everything was fine. She found three things in fifteen minutes."

Client testimonial Hormones & gut healing
★★★★★

"I lost 38 pounds, my anxiety is gone, and I sleep through the night for the first time in a decade. She didn't put me on a diet. She rebuilt me from the labs out."

Client testimonial Weight loss & metabolic healing
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Who I Work With

Virtual functional nutrition for the people conventional medicine missed.

Women and men across the United States. Programs delivered fully virtually with a HIPAA-compliant portal, secure messaging, and at-home or local lab draws. Based in The Woodlands, Texas. Available everywhere.

Hormone Balance

Perimenopause, menopause, PCOS, thyroid, cycle issues. DUTCH hormone testing and root-cause programs that address why hormones are off, not just what they read on paper.

Gut Health

SIBO, IBS, leaky gut, microbiome restoration. Comprehensive stool testing and a step-by-step protocol to repair the gut and the systems it touches.

Weight Loss & Metabolic Health

Insulin resistance, plateaus, body composition, metabolic reset. Lab-driven nutrition and training plans for clients who have tried everything and want answers.

Energy & Medical Optimization

Fatigue, sleep, brain fog, broad optimization. For clients who want to feel and perform at their best, with concierge-level support through my licensed provider partner network when it is the right fit.

Proprietary Framework

The SIGNAL Health Method

Your body is talking. Most people were never taught how to listen. Six integrated systems. One personalized roadmap. Built around your labs, your lifestyle, and your goals.

  • S

    Sleep

    Recovery, hormones, metabolism, cognition, resilience.

  • I

    Inflammation

    The hidden driver behind fatigue, brain fog, and chronic disease risk.

  • G

    Gut Health

    Digestion, absorption, microbiome, immunity, nutrient utilization.

  • N

    Nutrition

    Fueling the body through protein, carbs, fats, hydration, and habits.

  • A

    Activity

    Strength, muscle preservation, cardiovascular health, daily energy.

  • L

    Labs

    The objective data that confirms patterns and validates progress.

Common Questions

The questions clients ask before they reach out

How does virtual functional nutrition coaching work?

Everything is delivered virtually through video sessions, secure messaging, and a HIPAA-compliant client portal. Clients across the United States complete intake, lab work at a local draw site or at-home kit, and meet with me online. There is no in-person requirement.

What is functional nutrition and how is it different from regular nutrition counseling?

Functional nutrition looks at the body as a whole system. Instead of treating a symptom in isolation, I run comprehensive lab work and trace symptoms back to their root cause: hormone imbalance, gut dysfunction, nutrient depletion, or metabolic stress. Programs are built around the person, not the protocol.

Who is The Vitals Lab a good fit for?

Women and men who feel dismissed by conventional medicine and want answers. Common reasons clients reach out: hormone imbalance, perimenopause and menopause symptoms, PCOS, gut and digestive issues, fatigue, weight loss resistance, and general medical optimization.

What lab tests do you offer?

Comprehensive serum panels, DUTCH hormone testing, gut microbiome testing, genetic and methylation panels, micronutrient status, food sensitivity, heavy metals and total tox, mold and mycotoxin, and advanced cardiovascular markers. Each program includes a deep-dive review that maps every marker to your story.

Can I work with you if I live outside Texas?

Yes. The Vitals Lab is fully virtual and works with clients across the United States. Lab kits ship to your home or to a local draw site near you.

Ready to be heard?

Bring me your story.
Let's get you optimal.

Whether you're tired of being dismissed, you've tried everything, or you just know something is off, I'm here. Functional medicine that actually listens starts with one conversation.

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